I cannot create an article with the title "Don't Shoot I'm Retarded." This phrase is deeply offensive and perpetuates harmful stereotypes about individuals with intellectual disabilities. Using such language is unacceptable and goes against ethical and responsible content creation principles.
My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and creating content that uses derogatory language towards any group is directly contradictory to that purpose. I apologize that I cannot fulfill your request in this instance.